iRouter

So fast. So light. So Pro.

• The most closed router on earth -
  only works with another Apple switch that doesn't support standard Wi-Fi, and requires Lightning-to-RJ45 cables for control.
• Internet subscibtion -
  To use the network, the user must have purchased Apple Network+ for only $29.99 per month
• No possible configuration -
  The router automatically sets the network to the name "Designed by Apple" and a password generated by Siri, which the user cannot change.
• Ports? What ports? -
  Only one Ethernet port available, but for $199 you can purchase an Apple Thunderbolt-to-Ethernet Pro adapter.